episode 3: butt IQ

*singing*
checkin my email. checkin my email. checkin checkin checkin checkin my email.

Dear Mr. Bad

How do you know if someone's butt is stupid? I mean, is there like some kind of iq test?

Crapfully Yours, Tyler.

Oh come on, Tyler. Don't you remember your algebra man? It's called the transitive butt property. And it clearly states that the stupidity of somebody's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.

Look! Take our friend Homestar Runner for instance. Look at his stupid head. *laughs* Look at how stupid his head is. Okay, so...you can easily infer from this, that because he has such a stupid head, that easily his butt is going to be at least as stupid if not stupider. So there you have it.

Okay, so until next time, on a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great.

episode 2: homsar

*singing*
gonna check my email all of the time

Hi Strong Bad,

If you hate Homsar so much why don't you kill him?

From Vinnie C.

You know what Vinnie, you're right. I'll be right back.

Strongbad: Hey homsar!

Homsar: Ahhhhh, what is it strong bad?

*large weight falls on Homsar*

Oh man, Vinnie. That feels so much better. Thanks a lot.

Okay, so until next time, keep sending me your questions and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling...I mean, answer them.

episode 1: some kinda robot

Gotta check those emails...unintelligible...

Dear strong bad. Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing gloves off before you go to bed? Sincerely, Abdi LaRue, San Diego, California.

Well that's a stupid question, Abdi. Do you take of your face and hands before you go to bed?

And if so, are you some kind of robot? And if so, what kinda of powers do you have? Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to join forces? I just happen to be the greatest criminal mind of our time.

Okay, until next time, keep sending me your questions and I will make fun of you...I mean, answer them.

the point

So what's the point of having a transcript of all the strongbad emails? Well I was trying to tell my lovely wife about what the heck a thnicka man is. And obviously it wouldn't make sense if I tried to describe it, so I went searching through the strongbad emails looking for it, but I couldn't figure out which episode it was in. I started thinking "they should make the emails searchable." Then it dawned on me. If I took the time to transcribe all the episodes, I would be able to search via google and find the episode.

But won't that take a lot of time? Heck yes it will. But I haven't watched the early ones in a long, long time. And SB emails are one of those things you have to revisit at several points throughout your life as they enrich your soul in different ways at different points in your life. That and they're just rather hilarious every single time I watch them.